Wednesday, September 17, 2008

they tried to make me go to rehab...

Former England soccer stud Paul Gascoigne is suspected to have had another run in with the popo. (As of 10 AM/est the Nothumbria popo were not confirming the identity of their detainee.) This time he was said to have been arrested after an incident involving a photographer outside of the Metz Experience Pub. Well it’s been a tough time for a lot of Mets fans, I can understand his issues.

Photos were later published of the 41 year old banging on doors and windows for 20 minutes before eventually trying to use his own keys to gain entry into the pub for an early morning drink. Unsuccessful, he moved onto a liquor store to quench his thirst. Ok, now we’re in Amy Winehouse territory.

This is just the latest incident in a string of problems for the former Tottenham and Lazio soccer player. In February he was detained at the Hilton Hotel because he was acting like a “potential menace.” He followed that incident up with his best Joker impression at the Malmaison Hotel just a few hours later. Apparently, people weren’t getting it and said they instead felt “threatened.” I wonder if he’ll be roommates with Winehouse in rehab or cellmates with Blake Civil-Fielder in jail first.

Watch out Paul, because the popo are on your tail!
(Photo: NNDB; source)

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