Jessica Fletcher would be proud

The mystery of the suspended Penn State football players has been solved after University popo filed misdemeanor charges against Maurice Evans and Abe Koroma. It seems the rumors of pot possession were true.

On September 2nd, the popo were called into the players’ apartments after there were complaints of loud noise. When the popo looked around, they found “three small clear plastic baggies containing marijuana” and a “burnt roach” in Evans’ room and a “burnt roach” in Kormona’s room. Here’s a suggestion kids, there's no need to crank it up to 11. Sometimes 7 is just fine.

The pair was notified of the charges via snail mail and will most likely be playing football games via Playstation for the near future. Evans and Koroma have been on indefinite suspension since September 6th.

Watch out Maury and Abe, because the popo are on your tail!
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