Wednesday, September 17, 2008

a popo raid



The Oakland Raiders probably regret giving defensive end Tommy Kelly that $50.5 million contract this year after he was pulled over by the popo for suspicion of DUI on Monday. Kelly was reportedly booked at Oakland’s Glenn E. Dyer Detention Facility and later released.

Calls made to both Kelly’s agent and the Raiders have not been returned but I’m guessing they're probably thinking, “Thank goodness you did this after we signed that big contract, Tommy” Or “Instead of firing Lane Kiffin, we can just add sober driver to his list of duties, that way when another one of our players gets arrested, we can just say it was all Kiffin’s fault and fire him.”

Watch out Tommy, because the popo are on your tail!

(Photo: Paul Chinn/Chronicle; source)

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