Monday, October 13, 2008

Good News, Mr. Canseco, It’s A Girl!



Jose Canseco was detained by boarder patrol for almost 10 hours after a search of his vehicle uncovered fertility drugs, human chorionic gonadotropin, which is illegal for males without a prescription. (Apparently the stuff helps produce testosterone lost in steroid users.) His popo enforced hold up occurred at the San Ysidro boarding crossing on Thursday. What is this research for book number 3, Arrested?

While Mr. Canseco has yet to be charged,

a spokeswoman for U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement, Virginia Kice, said Canseco was ordered to appear in federal court in San Diego "related to an alleged smuggling violation"

Watch out Jose, because the popo are on your tail!

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